it was only a dream, it was only a dream
last night i had the most shockingly frightening dream ever. or at least for as long as i can remember. i dreamt that i entered into a public bathroom - i'm thinking it was in a park or campground or something like that. i went into one stall and quickly backed out due to an extremely large furry spider. was it on the comode, or the floor, or partition - i don't recall. needless to say, it was the size of a baseball. so, shaken, but not completely deterred (when a girls got to pee, she's got to pee - even in dreamland), i entered the second stall (there were only two - i remember that) and upon entering, a similarly baseball-sized spider fell from the ceiling. shrieking, i looked up (stupid stupid) to see many more baseball-sized furry spiders suspended and falling from the ceiling. holy shit, i hustled my ass out of the john and woke up in a frenzy.grazie, lo stress. keeping me thin and in a perpetual state of panic.
posted by bls @ 12:15 PM
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Holy mother f-ing sh*t. That was awful even to read. I'm sick about it. Truly.
So the body was the size of a baseball, but the legs?
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